Alex Borstein
as Various Characters (voice)
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Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
2008
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5.9
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Animation, Comedy
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1m
US
• English
Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy is an American cartoon web series created by Seth MacFarlane. The series is based on the cutaway jokes on Family Guy.
Cast
Episodes
Super Mario Rescues the Princess
E1 2mMario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.
A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid
E2 1mA dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.
Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney
E3 1mBob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".
Adopted
E4 2mMichael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.
A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
E5 1mA Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.
Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'
E6 1mTwo male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.
A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
E7 2mThe Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.
Cat Staff Meeting
E8 1mA cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.
Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster
E9 1mInstead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster
Marital Troubles
E10 1mA mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.
Jeff Goldblum Wafers
E11 1mJeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.
Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve
E12 1mJesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu
The Frog Prince
E13 1mThe story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.
Monkeys Talk About Religion
E14 1mA father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".
Mountain Climber
E15 1mA mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.
Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past
E16 1mTed Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.
Mad Cow Disease
E17 1mA cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.
The Bartender Says...
E18 1mTwo men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.
Backstage with Bob Dylan
E19 1mPopeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.
Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club
E20 1mFred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.
Beavers: Assholes of the Forest
E21 1mSome animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.
Things You Never Hear
E22 2mThis episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.
A Trip to the Psychiatrist
E23 1mA bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.
AIDS Patient Zero
E24 2mA Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.
Name That Animal Penis!
E25 2mA game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.
Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die
E26 2mWile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"
Sex with... #1
E27 1mA showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist
A Fat Guy Working Out
E28 1mA fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.
A Gay Knight
E29 1mA gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.
A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement
E30 1mA Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.
Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit
E31 3mFred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.
Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey
E32 2mA random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.
Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car
E33 1mTwo Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.
He Who Lives in a Glass House...
E34 2mA man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.
Sex with... #2
E35 1mAnother showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime
Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision
E36 1mQuentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.
The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality
E37 2mWhen the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
E38 1mTo have sexual relations with your mother.
Sex with... #3
E39 1mThe final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep
Dirty Vaudeville
E40 1mTwo singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.
Fat Jesus
E41 2mSome villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.
Dracula Meets Magic Johnson
E42 1mDracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.
The Sneeze Throw-Up
E43 1mExactly what it says on the tin...
The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians
E44 1mSettlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.
Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds
E45 1mThe first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.
Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately
E46 1mApparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.
Small Talk with Aunt Helen
E47 1mAunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.
Marie Antoinette's Notepad
E48 1mWe see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".
Sheep Shearing
E49 2mA sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.
What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave
E50 1mA dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.
