Christian Stolte
as David "Kim" Parker
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Lake Dredge Appraisal
2012
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Comedy
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US
• English
Writers: Matthew Klinman, Chris Sartinsky, Sam West, Sam Kemmis, Michael Pielocik
A.C.C.A.A. licensed appraiser Kim Parker takes you into the world of appraising items dredged from the bottom of the lake.
Cast
Episodes
Chicken Wire⧸Muddy Pot
E1 4mDavid "Kim" Parker is appraising dredged items in Helcomb County, and Captain Hiram has a mass of chicken wire that may not be worth as much as originally thought.
Mountain Dew Can Provides Pleasant Challenge For Appraiser
E2 2mKim sleuths down the origin of a Mountain Dew can, with unexpected results.
100 iPhones Found In Lake
E3 2mVirgil is back with a bag full of iPhones he dredged from the lake, but he makes a classic dredger mistake.
Revolting Silt
E4 3mCaptain Hiram's suction dredge brings back more than he bargained for.
Pilfering Pete's Briefcase
E5 2mPete finds an old briefcase that looks a lot like one Kim used to own, but it's anything but a happy reunion.
Shitbucket Of John Wilkes Booth
E6 3mKim is forced to make an appraisal on a priceless US history artifact after Milt invokes the Dredger's Guild laws.
Coins⧸Pen
E7 3mVirgil brings in a dredged pen.
Hound On The Dock
E8 2mVirgil's dredged guitar gives Kim a chance to showcase his talents.
Suspicious Hat
E9 2mHiram brings in an empty hatbox, but there is more to this appraisal than meets the eye.
Misappraisal
E10 3mKim makes a formal apology for an error he made in the past. Later, Kim must refuse a generous gift in order to keep his job.
Snake Eggs
E11 3mKim grapples with his morality as a dredged item risks damaging the Helcomb County dredging industry.
Dredged Stereo?
E12 3mKim gives an austere warning to a wayward dredger. Later: where did Pete get that golf club?
Splintered Wood
E13 2mKim explores an old, splintered wooden plank. Kim and Cranst butt heads over the quality of this dredged item.
Judge Dredge
E14 4mSantonio pinch-hosts for his brother while Kim recovers from an appraising-related injury. Santonio teaches Virgil about the worth of dredged computers.
Judge Dredge Courts Denise
E15 3mSantonio seduces a dredger with his flashy appraisal style.
Groupon
E16 3mA Groupon deal brings a glut of new dredgers to the table. A deformed, polycephalic gull corpse may have value in certain circles.
Aborted Appraisal
E17 2mA beautiful silverware set appraisal is stopped prematurely. Kim is at his wits' end with more pedestrian dredgers.
Zionist Literature
E18 4mCranst returns to the table for the first time since Kim's hospitalization. Controversy surrounds Kim's reaction to some politically-charged literature.
Kim's Dark Mirror
E19 3mThe thrilling conclusion of Lake Dredge Appraisal. A well-preserved painting takes Kim's breath away.
